What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
12.06.2025 11:39
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
TEXT:
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
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And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
How can I handle my distrust and jealousy for my partner?
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Make Nazis afraid again!
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.